ICQ says im fat

so here's a laugh. today i'm on icq and i get a random chatter and here was the conversation:
Guy: are you fat?
Me: Excuse me?
Guy: I just aked if your fat, becuase in your info you sound fat, and i was wondering
Me: I sound fat in my info... yes, that makes so much fucking sense.
Guy: well, fat people all talk the same
Me: You've got to be kidding me. And how do they talk?
Guy: depressed, down on themselves
Me: You think all depressed people are fat? You have a lot to learn.
Guy: no, but I think that if someone talks depressed and down on themselves then theres a good chance there fat ... thats why i didnt laugh at yuou and say, haha! your fat ... i said, are you fat
oh, i'm sorry. i guess it would have been worse if you had come right out and starting making fun of me. yes. well, i thought that was rather amusing. ICQ Psychology 101: Learn To Tell If People Are Fat Just By Reading Their Info! so all fat people are depressed now, and all depressed people are fat. alright. makes sense, right? because all fat people have low self-esteem, right? and they're always down on themselves? and write depressing things in their info? and all "talk the same?" am i right? what a moron.