Don't want to grow old

I bought a bag of Ready Salted crisps and decided to pig it out with a big glass of fizzy coke.

The whole American staple food thing.

Chips and Coke.

Andrew and me was sitting by the lounge, having a little bit of chat after our once a fortnight grocerry shopping.

Then, Andrew exclaimed :" I chipped my tooth !!!"

He was tucking into his chip and his tooth broke off.

He quickly went to rescue his poor old teeth by brushing them and rinsing them with Listerine.

Sadly, half of his wisdom tooth is broken and beyond repair.

He said to me : " Baby, I'm old."